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23. Jun 2010, 21:34 | Beitrag
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Generalmajor d.R. Beiträge: 2.362 Gruppe: VIP Mitglied seit: 21.12.2002 |
Weiter geht's!
Die Titanic mal wieder....... -------------------- "For £3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person." (Frankie Boyle)
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27. Jul 2010, 11:11 | Beitrag
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Ein etwas älterer Witz:
A Russian pilot is shot down in a spy plane over Alaska. He is captured by the US Army and locked up for interrogation. US interrogator: "Tell us about the plans of the Mig-29 fighter!" Russian pilot: "I don't know" He is beaten up, then he's interrogated again... US interrogator: "Tell us about the plans of the Mig-29 fighter!" Russian pilot: "I have no idea about anything, I swear!" He is beaten up again, then again and again, and finally the Americans get tired of interrogating him, so they let him go back to Russia. In Russia, when he first meets his pilot comrades, he tells them: "Comrades, learn the Mig-29 plans well, 'cause the Americans almost had me killed for not knowing them!" -------------------- There are two constants in the universe:
the speed of Light and the bore of a Chevy Small Block |
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